Dawson's Creek1998

Pacey:
It seems to me that under the previous regimes in my life, every time I was studying, I was given a reward.

Joey:
I offered you Chex Mix.

Pacey:
And I'm not talkin' about Chex Mix. I'm talking about Tamara, and I'm talking about Andie. Let's just say that those 2 ladies, they trained me to equate studying with...

Joey:
With what?

Pacey:
Sex. I equate studying with sex, sex with studying. Now I get the studying, but no sex, you understand? So it's a little hard to get motivated these days.

Joey:
So what you're saying is you're merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry.

Pacey:
Yeah.

Joey:
And you're desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those pre-conditioned Pavlovian homework responses?

Pacey:
Yes.

Joey:
That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.