Dawson's Creek1998

Audrey Liddell:
You think we should wake him?

Pacey Witter:
Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.

Audrey Liddell:
He has never seen me naked.

Pacey Witter:
Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.

Audrey Liddell:
Wake up you little pervert!

[Jack Osbourne rises from the back seat of their car]

Jack Osbourne:
What the [beep] ?

Audrey Liddell:
What's this about you seeing me naked?

Jack Osbourne:
[to Pacey] What the [beep] did you tell her?

Pacey Witter:
Only what you told me, chief.

Jack Osbourne:
Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a [beep] lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?

Audrey Liddell:
I'm listening, Jack.

Jack Osbourne:
Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.

Audrey Liddell:
I'm so telling your father!

Jack Osbourne:
Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.

Audrey Liddell:
Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!

Jack Osbourne:
[beat] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my [beep] way. I gotta take a [beep] piss.