Dead Like Me

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Dead Like Me is an American comedy-drama television series starring Ellen Muth and Mandy Patinkin as grim reapers who reside and work in Seattle, Washington. Filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, the show was created by Bryan Fuller for the Showtim… more »



[Roxy puts a ticket on a drifter's truck]

Chuck:
Take it back.

Roxy Harvey:
Ticket's already been written. They don't go back.

Chuck:
All right. Okay, then why don't you just shove those tickets where the sun don't shine, miss?

Roxy Harvey:
Step aside, sir. As I told you yesterday, if you have a complaint, there's a system in place.

Chuck:
Your system can suck my dick, miss. Okay? Now I ain't ever gonna pay those f***ing tickets, so just take your tickets, put 'em in your f***ing pocket and walk off.

Roxy Harvey:
You need to step off.

Chuck:
Step off? Step off? Okay, okay... step off! [Chuck attacks Roxy's vehicle]

Roxy Harvey:
Sir, that is city property!

Chuck:
You're not listening to me, okay! I ain't never gonna pay those tickets, so you take 'em back! I don't give a f*** about your goddamn rules, so take those goddamn tickets back! [grabs the tickets and slaps them against Roxy's chest]

Roxy Harvey:
Hold up, now! I can tolerate you cursing me out, screaming at me, disrespecting my vehicle but don't you *ever* put your hands on me!

[Chuck pokes Roxy repeatedly]

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[v.o] And that's when Roxy decided she didn't care about breaking the rules, either.

[Roxy pulls Chuck's soul out of his body]

Roxy Harvey:
Let me tell you something. I am trying to do my job, which is definitely my day job. If you keep f***ing with me, there are other skills I can employ that will give your life a turn for the strange and the painful! Do you understand me? [Chuck nods and Roxy puts his soul back]

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