Dead Like Me2003

Roxy Harvey:
I didn't know you smoked a pipe.

Rube Sofer:
You need to fix this.

Roxy Harvey:
He put his hands on me.

Rube Sofer:
Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.

Roxy Harvey:
I didn't know he'd turn into a nutball.

Rube Sofer:
Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.

Roxy Harvey:
I wouldn't be making up words and sh*t.

Rube Sofer:
He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happened to him and now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.

Roxy Harvey:
This is nothing.

Rube Sofer:
A hundred years from now, people will have little plastic meter maids with bobbing heads hanging from their rearview mirrors.

Roxy Harvey:
What do you want me to do.

Rube Sofer:
It's about restoring the status quo. The guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You've got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again without first having a post-it, I gonna break this pipe off in your ass.