Dead Like Me2003

[Roxy returns to the underpass, where Chuck is living in a crate]

Roxy Harvey:
I had your car towed. It's going to cost you $375 to get it back, plus all the tickets. And they busted your door trying to get in, so you can kiss your car radio goodbye.

Chuck:
You're a vengeful God.

Roxy Harvey:
I can appreciate that you think you had some king of revelation, but I am just a meter maid and you are just a dumbass redneck. That's who we are. So we can forget all this bullshit and just get on with it. [a young man walks by wearing a meter maid's cap and carrying a parking meter] Who is this?

Chuck:
This is Jason. I told him about the Hagelblass and he's begun his conversion, haven't you buddy?

Roxy Harvey:
Could you give us a minute, Jason?

Chuck:
Go on.

Roxy Harvey:
F*** off, will you? [Jason walks off]

Chuck:
I know you do this to make me stronger. I know it.

Roxy Harvey:
Chucky, I want you to listen to me, okay? God made a mistake. He wants you to go back to the way you were. God wants you to be an a**hole. So you can forget all this Haggleblassen, okay? He wants you to be your old, jackass self again.

Chuck:
This is a test. There's nothing that you could do to make me go back to my old self. [Roxy grabs Chuck's balls and squeezes until he goes berserk] Ahh! F***!

Roxy Harvey:
That's what I'm talking about. What's my name?

Chuck:
Fat-ass b*tch!

Roxy Harvey:
Yes! That's who you are, baby!

[Chuck attacks Roxy's vehicle]