Dead Set2008

Patrick:
Brilliant, thank you very much for the pep-talk, [to Riq] very nice to meet you... Janice, [to the housemates] right, we're going, come on, let's go.

Veronica:
We never decided!

Patrick:
Don't tell me you believe that tit on the boob! Can't even tie a boat for Christ's sake!

Riq:
I was f***in' chased!

Patrick:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you and your reasons!

Veronica:
I'm not goin'.

Patrick:
Fine! Die here in Cuckoo Land! [to Marky] How about you?

Veronica:
Stay.

Kelly:
She's right!

Patrick:
Oh, he can speak for himself!

Marky:
I'm stayin'.

Patrick:
Oh, grow some nuts!

Marky:
Well, it's my decision, alright? All for one and that...

Patrick:
Oh, right! Who'd you think you are? Love's young dream, here in f***in' Cutie Cottage?

Marky:
We're stayin' here together!

Patrick:
Oh, oh, what? She's stolen your heart, has she?

Marky:
Somethin' like that.

Patrick:
Oh, f***in' wake up, Mutley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, you chimp!

Veronica:
No I never, you f***wit!

Patrick:
*You* would f*** a fisherman's dog if there was a Heat cover on it!