Deadwood2004

Calamity Jane:
Get out of my f***in' light!

Mose Manuel:
It's me.

Calamity Jane:
Who's me, the f***in' eclipse?

Mose Manuel:
Mose Manuel.

Calamity Jane:
Oh really? I thought it was Giganto, the runaway circus elephant.

Mose Manuel:
Ms. Stubbs' been lookin' for you. Those kids need chaperonin' to the new schoolhouse, Jane!

Calamity Jane:
[covering her ears with liquor bottles] I cannot hear you, nor can I see you, any longer.

Mose Manuel:
[grabs her roughly and turns her over] You f***in' drunken slob!

[Jane screams, and Mose loosens his grip]

Mose Manuel:
Get up and walk them kids.

Calamity Jane:
Okay Giganto! Don't tusk me to death with your tusks. How long do I have to assemble myself?

Mose Manuel:
They'll be ready to go in a few minutes.

Calamity Jane:
Shut up!