Deadwood2004

Al Swearengen:
[after Doc Cochran walks into Al's office without knocking] Walk in unannounced is a good way to get yourself killed, Doc, especially as the cavalry has us besieged.

Doc Cochran:
I'm here about the minister. He's over at my place, past my art if I had any. He's damn near blind, mostly paralyzed. Past controlling his functions.

Al Swearengen:
Well, you're preachin' to the f***in' converted. Me, I would've seen to him, but... I've been f***in' busy.

Doc Cochran:
Well, he doesn't wanna be seen to like that.

Al Swearengen:
What the f*** are we talkin' about?

Doc Cochran:
A man being cared for and made comfortable 'til he expires. Girls you put to the task, deduct your time from my pay.

Al Swearengen:
I get the bag of sh*t.

Doc Cochran:
You get to care for a human being in his last extremity.

Al Swearengen:
A human being in his last extremity IS a bag of sh*t.

Doc Cochran:
[suddenly furious] AW, F*** YOU, AL! [Al turns and stares at Cochran in surprise]

Al Swearengen:
I'll send someone over to pick him up.