Death Battle2010

Wizard:
Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

Boomstick:
Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.

Wizard:
That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged from nearly indestructible duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.

Boomstick:
This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.

Wizard:
His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.

Boomstick:
Yeah... I do that with my guns, too.

Wizard:
That's not weird at all, Boomstick. Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry.

Boomstick:
Well, everybody and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing heading your way.

Wizard:
That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human Swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader... twice!

Boomstick:
Holy sh*t, that is hardcore!

Wizard:
He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.

Boomstick:
Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.

Wizard:
But, with all his awesomeness, every so often Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.

Boomstick:
Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jet pack!

Wizard:
Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.