Death Battle2010

Wizard:
Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.

Boomstick:
How do they do that? I want me some bird DNA!

Wizard:
She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.

Boomstick:
Too bad it makes her look like a dude...

Wizard:
Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.

Boomstick:
But when its's fully charged, it'll blow your face off. BAM!

Wizard:
The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missles. Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.

Boomstick:
What the...? How does she do that?

Wizard:
Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.

Boomstick:
Samus also has freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!

Wizard:
She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species. However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.

Boomstick:
Man, someone get this chick a purse.