Death Battle2010

Boomstick:
[about Knuckles' powers] Having these abilities isn't enough to let him win every time, especially when his biggest obstacle is his own brain.

Wizard:
Knuckles is illiterate, doesn't know left from right, and one time, didn't realize until too late that he was eating a napkin.

Boomstick:
Hey, give credit where it's due, Wiz. When he did figure it out, he stuck to his guns and finished every bite of that damn napkin. It's dinner and clean up at the same time!

Wizard:
He hardly ever strategizes before combat, preferring to run in swinging.

Boomstick:
Hey, whatever works.

Wizard:
It doesn't. Well, not all the time. And despite being mortal enemies, Dr. Eggman has duped Knuckles into allying with him on multiple occasions. It's happened so often by now, you have to wonder who's side he's really on.

Boomstick:
Hey, his fists can blow the top off a volcano, so why waste precious time on things like reasoning?