Death Battle2010

Boomstick:
After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... he gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...

Wizard:
An attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space Godzilla.

Boomstick:
What, Space Godzilla?

Wizard:
Yes, Space Godzilla is a thing! Moving on... Godzilla's cell structure can quickly regenerate from all manner of wounds, and despite being vulnerable to man-made electricity, he possesses magnetic properties. Like a lightning rod, he can attract thunderbolts from the sky and use nature's power to enhance his own abilities... or turn himself into a giant living magnet.

Boomstick:
Magnets... how do they even work? Well believe it or not, that isn't the weirdest thing that Godzilla can do. If Big G needs to get somewhere quick, he bends over, charges up, and does this... [Godzilla uses his atomic breath to propel himself through the air]

Wizard:
Well, at least Japan is... creative?

Boomstick:
Wait, can that even happen?

Wizard:
Scaling to the present, to actually lift his body means his atomic breath must have a force of over 328 trillion psi. That's the equivalent of 1 TRILLION riot control fire hoses, enough to wrap around the earth 38 THOUSAND times!

Boomstick:
Damn! Godzilla has 44 known victories, largely due to his insane durability. He's fallen into a volcano, survived a black hole, and tanked a meteorite point-blank without a scratch.

Wizard:
But despite popular belief, Godzilla is not invincible. His regeneration takes time, his speed is lacking, and despite having two brains, one in his skull and the other where his tail meets his torso, he's pretty darn clumsy.

Boomstick:
Where were you on that one, Assbrain?

Wizard:
He officially lost a fight against King Kong and he's even died in four separate films.

Boomstick:
But Godzilla's victories definitely outweigh his failures. There's a good reason they call him the "King of the Monsters".