Death Battle2010

Boomstick:
Gamera is fast enough to catch a missile going Mach 10, capable of flying through outer space, and tough enough to survive a nuclear explosion which leveled the entire city of Sendai!

Wizard:
As Sendai is about 152 miles across, this explosion must have yielded nearly 112 megatons of force.

Boomstick:
Gamera has a fierce will to fight. No matter how much pain he's in, he'll keep pushing forward for the win.

Wizard:
And he's not just determined; he's actually quite brilliant. He tactically seeks to exploit enemy weaknesses and is apparently smart enough to repair an alien spacecraft.

Boomstick:
He does machines.

Wizard:
But despite his intelligence, he is not infallible. Gamera's supposedly impenetrable defenses have been pierced before. And remember, Gamera is explicitly the Guardian of Earth, which does not necessarily include humanity. In fact, Gamera fears mankind may one day become the earth's greatest enemy.

Boomstick:
I knew he sounded too good to be true. He's a hippie turtle...

Wizard:
And yet Gamera has a strange fondness for children.

Boomstick:
Umm... [singing] Gamera! Gamera! He will bring kids to his van! Touch them like no other can! Please don't tell on Gamera! [speaking] No, really...

Wizard:
Actually... he's sacrificed his life to save children on multiple occasions. Even used his ultimate self-destruct move all for the safety of innocent children.

Boomstick:
Oh. That's pretty cool.