Death Battle2010

Wizard:
But Goku does not have to rely solely on his ki. He wields the Power Pole, a magical staff which expands and contracts.

Boomstick:
When he's hurt, eating a Senzu bean heals him up and to get around, he rides the Flying Nimbus, a flying cloud which probably tastes like cotton candy.

Wizard:
Still, the Kaio-Ken was Goku's trump card for some time until a fateful battle with the tyrant Frieza, who pushed Goku past his limits to achieve the legendary form of Super Saiyan.

Boomstick:
There are four different levels of Super Saiyan, each drastically boosting his power.

Wizard:
Like the Kaio-Ken, each form does burden his body, though Goku has trained to minimize this.

Boomstick:
Super Saiyan 3 multiplies the already combined power of Super Saiyan 2 by four, but comes at a horrible price: that hair! Oh, and it pretty much destroys his body while he's using it, but MY GOD, THE HAIR!

Wizard:
Fortunately for Goku, the life-sapping Super Saiyan 3 would be trumped by his final transformation: Super Saiyan 4. This form alters his body to better endure the 4000x power increase.

Boomstick:
Complete with pink fur and eye shadow. Fear the ultimate form!

Wizard:
With each transformation, minus full-power Super Saiyan 1, Goku loses some self-control, becoming more violent and instinct-prone. Goku's greatest strength is his tenacity and never-give-up attitude. He does not fight to defeat others. He fights to defeat himself. However, this may also be his greatest weakness.

Boomstick:
He prefers a fair fight, eager to see his opponent's maximum potential.

Wizard:
But, when the whole world is at stake, well... hindsight is 20/20.

Boomstick:
And while he's more than tough enough to survive in a vacuum, he clearly needs oxygen, so no breathing in space.

Wizard:
Plus, well... Goku's not very bright. Despite some basic schooling from Roshi, Goku has never had a day of certified formal education in his life. It took him years just to learn how to drive.

Boomstick:
But why the hell would Goku need to drive a car?

Wizard:
Even so, Goku understands his weaknesses. To him, a formal education would just be a waste of time. He is already a genius when it comes to martial arts.

Boomstick:
And even if he does get the hell beaten out of him, he improves with every fight.

Wizard:
And that is what Goku is all about. He thrives on becoming stronger and bursting limits and has overcome every obstacle in his way.

Boomstick:
Even marriage.

Wizard:
Goku might just be the greatest martial artist in fictional history.