Death Battle2010

Wizard:
[explaining why Superman's powers are inconsistent] Superman's powers are dependent on the ultra-solar rays of the sun. By absorbing yellow or blue sunlight, his power rises. However, he cannot absorb sunlight from a red star. So, if you take away a yellow sun, you slowly take away Superman's powers.

Boomstick:
He's solar-powered! They call him the world's first superhero, but he sounds like the world's first hippie to me.

Wizard:
Now, the intensity of solar radiation disperses the further away it gets from its source, so the closer Superman is to the sun, the more solar radiation he'll absorb.

Boomstick:
So he gathers more power the higher he gets? He IS a hippie.

Wizard:
In the Justice League series, Our Worlds at War, Superman actually spent fifteen minutes INSIDE the sun. When he resurfaced, he was powerful enough to effortlessly move planets.

Boomstick:
He can also hear sounds millions of miles away, see through anything but lead, and spot things moving faster than light.

Wizard:
He can see at a subatomic level and hear through the vacuum of space... somehow. He can even see your soul.

Boomstick:
What?

Wizard:
It happened.