Death Battle2010

[Orchid defeated Ivy by turning her into a frog with her tonfa and then squishing her by jumping on her]

Boomstick:
I feel sorry for the guy who has to clean that up.

Wizard:
Orchid's an unstoppable force. Her win against Eyedol proves her incredible fighting abilities. See, 2,000 years ago, not even the most powerful armies in the world could take down Eyedol, and yet Orchid did so singlehandedly.

Boomstick:
But since Ivy's jugs are so wonderfully huge, Orchid's flash finisher was meaningless.

Wizard:
Ivy's cup size is officially charted as G or quadruple-D. By measuring Orchid's waist and chest to scale, it appears hers are sized F, or triple-D, one size smaller than Ivy's.

Boomstick:
Oh, I have an extra "D" I could have given her.

Wizard:
Too late. Besides, the fight ultimately came down to long-range versus short-range combat. While Orchid has no equivalent to Ivy's Snake Sword, her Fire Cat can get in close by passing through attacks.

Boomstick:
And tonfa are designed to block attacks and get in close. Once Orchid's in, there's no stopping her.

Wizard:
Plus, Ivy has no means of countering Orchid's transfigurations. Even her link to Soul Edge is useless, since it does not pertain to other magic.

Boomstick:
It was a good fight, but in the end, Ivy croaked.

Wizard:
The winner is Black Orchid.