Death Battle2010

Wizard:
[about Justin Bieber] His premature fame has prompted a vast line of merchandise, ranging from lunch boxes, squiggly straws, t-shirts and a perfume line that is shaped like...

Boomstick:
A vagina!

Wizard:
...Right. But that's not the strangest of his products. A lock of his hair once sold for $40,000.

Boomstick:
WHAT? No! Goddamn it, that is the biggest waste of money I have ever heard of!

Wizard:
True, unless they're planning to clone him.

Boomstick:
No, that's even worse! Why would anyone want more than one of this musical abomination roaming this planet?