Death Battle

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Wizard:
Kirby is remarkably tough. He's powerful enough to crack a planet in half, fast enough to run on water, and strong enough to throw a monster thirty times his size, on a frying pan, all the way to the sun, circle the burning star, and return to Kirby's feet, with the perfectly cooked monster.

Boomstick:
I think that might be the most ridiculous feat we've ever seen on Death Battle. But he's not just strong, he's so tough that he was barely fazed after being crushed under thousands of tons of pressure, and effortlessly survived an explosion massive enough to eclipse the entire world.

Wizard:
He's achieved all of this despite being only eight inches tall.

Boomstick:
See? It's not the size of the monster, it's how he throws a F***ING HUMUNGOUS FRYING PAN INTO THE SUN AND BACK!

Wizard:
Well, Kirby does have one crucial flaw: he's a baby, and has yet to fully mature as a Star Warrior.

Boomstick:
Yeah, he's not too bright, so he's not gonna be whipping up any genius strategies mid-fight. Fortunately, he's powerful enough to get away with it. Kirby is the most adorably terrifying thing in the world.

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