Death Battle2010

Wizard - Host:
Astro Boy was built with seven amazing powers. He has jet-powered flight, flashlight eyes, the ability to translate more than sixty languages, instant discernment between good and evil, a hyper-intelligent electronic brain, ears one thousands times more sensitive than a human's...

Boomstick - Host:
And butt guns! No, really, he has two machine guns popping out of his pooper.

Wizard - Host:
While that may seem... unorthodox, Astro's rear-end retaliation serves as a handy surprise attack in battle.

Boomstick - Host:
Nobody suspects the butt guns. I mean nobody! Why would they?