Death Battle2010

Boomstick:
[describing Ryu] The Assassin's Fist sure isn't your average McDojo style. His Ryu Shoryuken is an uppercut so powerful, it launches his victims sky high. The Hadouken uses a fighter's willpower to fire a blast of energy and destroy evil things, like waterfalls.

Wizard:
And... physics?

Boomstick:
And finally the Tatsu, uuuh... Tatsu... maki... senpuu...

Wizard:
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.

Boomstick:
I had it! Anyway, the thing I totally know how to pronounce gives the finger to gravity and lets him briefly fly around like some sort of human helicopter kicking machine.

Wizard:
He also has a powerful step kick he calls the Joudan Sokutogeri.

Boomstick:
Hey, we don't have the translation for that one. I'm on it.

[types "Joudan Sokutogeri" into Google Translate; it comes up with... ]

Boomstick:
"And diarrhea joke foot"?

[laughs]

Boomstick:
What does it do, kick people in the stomach so hard that he takes them to brown town?

Wizard:
With the CORRECT kanji, it's more like... High Level Leg Blade Kick.

Boomstick:
You know it's Diarrhea Kick forever in my mind now, right?