Death Battle2010

Wizard:
Although Scorpion was far from the most powerful combatant in the Mortal Kombat tournament, he has defeated lethal warriors across multiple worlds. He's conquered sorcerers, demons, cyborgs, and eventually avenged his death by incinerating Bi Han in the Netherrealm.

Boomstick:
But it turns out that that Sub-Zero guy was kind of innocent. The man actually responsible for the death of his family was Quan Chi. You know, that guy he swore himself to and has been working for this whole time? Man, Scorpion's kinda like the Charlie Brown of Mortal Kombat.

Wizard:
As penance for his mistake, Scorpion dedicated his life after death to protecting the late Sub-Zero's younger brother... Sub-Zero.

Boomstick:
Though he still found time for shooting threes, hitting homers, and hosting his own cooking show!

[a clip of "Cooking With Scorpion" is shown, along with a message that states that this is real]

Boomstick:
Yeah, I'm not gonna trust anything that guy makes. Does he even eat anymore?

Wizard:
Aside from his weakness for the culinary arts, Scorpion's win-loss record is not as intimidating as you might think. But consider the outrageous scope of his competition.

Boomstick:
Any way you look at it, it's tough to be much more of a badass then a fire-breathing skeleton ninja from Hell.