Death Battle2010

Wizard:
In the year 195 A.C... yes, A.C., Earth and its space colonies were on the brink of civil war. Chaos had erupted, governments shattered from within. The only constant were five freedom-fighting mobile suits called Gundams.

Boomstick:
Piloted by a bunch of kids who have no idea how to have fun. Seriously, get laid or something.

Wizard:
Intrigued, the disgraced commander Treize Khushrenada set about creating his own Gundam.

Boomstick:
For sex?

Wizard:
No, for Zechs.

Boomstick:
This is getting really confusing.

Wizard:
Try and keep up. Treize hoped this new NON-sexual fighting machine would finally answer the meaning of life and death.

Boomstick:
And birth!

Wizard:
No! [Treize removes a book from a bookshelf, opening up a wall and revealing Epyon] And so, the Gundam Epyon was born.