Death Battle2010

Wizard - Host:
Far to the west on the planet Gaia lies a small mountain village called Nibelheim. At first glance, this town appears calm and peaceful, not worth a second look.

Boomstick - Host:
Until a sword-wielding goth guy found his alien mother hidden inside. He celebrated with fireworks!

Wizard - Host:
After losing her parents and watching the madman Sephiroth burn her hometown to ashes, Tifa Lockhart joined AVALANCHE, a group dedicated to protecting the planet from ecological harm... and meteors.

Boomstick - Host:
[showing a shot of Tifa as a meteor falls to land] Speaking of meteors, check out the size of the...

Wizard - Host:
Boomstick!

Boomstick - Host:
What? I was talking about the meteor.

Wizard - Host:
Sure you were.