Death Battle2010

Boomstick:
Riptor may look, sound and act like a Velociraptor, but he's really something else entirely. He's twice as big and twice as slow and I don't think Velociraptors could shoot acid. They were awesome enough without it! With a limited amount of combat training, Riptor relies on his Raptor instincts in a fight. Raptors were pack hunters, preferring to plague their victims with stealth, speed and secrecy, though they were no pushovers by themselves. On their own, they usually just rush their opponent and overpower them with ultra combos, and if "Jurassic Park" has taught us anything, it's that Raptors are clever sons of b*tches!

Wizard:
Wow, Boomstick, I didn't know you knew so much about dinosaurs.

Boomstick:
Yeah, I always wanted me a pet Raptor. I was gonna call him Barney after I found out what irony was.