Death Battle2010

Wizard:
At first glance, Princess Peach appears to be your standard meek and helpless damsel-in-distress.

Boomstick:
And that's pretty damn accurate. Being a member of the Royal Toadstool family, Peach spends most of her time getting herself kidnapped, or baking cakes in the kitchen like any good woman should.

Wizard:
Despite being a wealthy princess with a royal guard more than capable of defending the castle, she has been kidnapped over a dozen times.

Boomstick:
Yet somehow, while still behind bars, she can send mail to Mario through outer space containing items and extra lives. Hey, lady, next time, just send yourself!