Death Valley2011

Captain Dashell:
What'd you do in Carefree? You don't look like a golfer.

Officer Kirsten Landry:
Actually I'm a 14 handicap.

Captain Dashell:
Means nothing to a zombie. You gonna kill a zombie with a golf club?

Officer Kirsten Landry:
Err, yeah. You wanna UMPH! destroy the brain, right?

Captain Dashell:
That's exactly right. Shoot em through the eyes, run em over with a truck, crush his head in with a crowbar.

Officer Kirsten Landry:
How's a crowbar different from a golf club?

Captain Dashell:
You ever try to get out of the sand with a crowbar?