Desperate Housewives2004

Susan Mayer:
Karl. What are you doing here?

Karl Mayer:
Well I just enrolled Evan.

Susan Mayer:
Wow. and I was worried that we'd be out of each others lives forever... lucky lucky.

Karl Mayer:
What are you doing here?

Susan Mayer:
I am an art teacher.

Karl Mayer:
Really? Do they know that?

Susan Mayer:
And now I'm ignoring you and moving on to Evan. Hello Evan.

Karl Mayer:
Evan, this is Susan. She's your sister Julie's mother, we used to be married. She was a lot younger then.

Susan Mayer:
Evan, why don't you head into the classroom? I need to talk to your daddy and I may need to use some grown up words.

Karl Mayer:
Ok Susie Q, what's wrong? Get it off that chest you wouldn't let me enhance.

Susan Mayer:
Listen it's bad enough that I have one husband running around the halls. I don't need the faculty and the parents knowing that I have two. So not a word about us having been married. No more wise cracks. No Susie Q's. I am Miss Susan. Art teacher. [starts to walk off into the classroom]

Karl Mayer:
Yes Miss Susan. Can I bang your erasers after class?

Susan Mayer:
[steps out of the classroom and glares at Karl] Karl I'm serious don't mess with me. I have a yard stick and I'm not afraid to use it.