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Rex Van De Kamp:
You're going to ruin his whole future over a little rough housing?

Bree Van De Kamp:
Rex, this was practically assault.

Rex Van De Kamp:
Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Is that relevant?

Rex Van De Kamp:
Our marriage is disintegrating. Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry.

Bree Van De Kamp:
If Andrew is angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker!

Rex Van De Kamp:
All I'm saying, is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.

Bree Van De Kamp:
And so does Andrew! Blaming his actions on our problems... which are not so serious... does not help him.

Rex Van De Kamp:
Our problems are serious!

Bree Van De Kamp:
Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.

Rex Van De Kamp:
Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna to be served with divorce papers later today.

Bree Van De Kamp:
You went to an attorney?

Rex Van De Kamp:
Yeah! And a good one too!

Bree Van De Kamp:
Well he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name!

Rex Van De Kamp:
Bring it on!