Desperate Housewives2004

Paul Young:
Look, I just want to move this place fast. I'll do whatever we have to do.

Edie Britt:
Well, that's good to know. You do realize that you're going to have to disclose the fact that your wife killed herself in the house.

Paul Young:
I am?

Edie Britt:
Oh, yeah. Legal crap. You know, people get really freaked out by suicides. You can't blame 'em. Hell, I get the willies just standing here.

Paul Young:
Is there any way to get around it?

Edie Britt:
Off the record? You could say that she shot herself in the living room, and then crawled out back to die. Well, I'm just saying! Oh, I've gotta go. I'll call you tomorrow.