Desperate Housewives2004

Kendra Taylor:
Six weeks in the suburban jungle, and this is all you got?

Mike Delfino:
There are over three hundred families in this subdivision. It will take time to check 'em all out.

Kendra Taylor:
Dad said the last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.

Mike Delfino:
Well, I changed my mind.

Kendra Taylor:
This is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.

Mike Delfino:
You afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?

Kendra Taylor:
That's not funny. Mike, here's the thing.

Mike Delfino:
What?

Kendra Taylor:
Dad can't chase ghosts alone. If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over. Let me have my father back.

Mike Delfino:
If I quit he'll just hire somebody else.

Kendra Taylor:
Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.

Mike Delfino:
Oh, I can't do that.

Kendra Taylor:
What happens when your girlfriend finds out you're not just this sweet, neighborly plumber? You're lying to her, Mike.