Desperate Housewives2004

[Bree has brought down a box of Andrew's porn]

Bree Van De Kamp:
Oh, dad, I-I forgot to warn you. These are some of Andrew's adult videos. I don't approve, but boys will be boys.

[Henry files through the box of porn]

Eleanor Mason:
Oh, Henry, stop looking at that filth.

Henry Mason:
I don't get it. Where are the women?

Eleanor Mason:
What are you talking about?

Henry Mason:
This is all just a bunch of... naked men.

[Eleanor takes the magazine from Henry]

Eleanor Mason:
Sweet mother of God. What the hell are they doing?

Henry Mason:
I don't know, and I don't know what I'm even looking at.

Eleanor Mason:
Henry, this is pornography for ho-homosexuals.

[Bree enters]

Bree Van De Kamp:
Oh, shoot! I wish you hadn't gone through that. Now we have to have an unpleasant conversation, and we were having such a nice time.

Henry Mason:
Bree, is... is Andrew... gay?

Bree Van De Kamp:
Oh, dad, Andrew hates labels. I'm sure it's just a phase.

Eleanor Mason:
Excuse me, but he has a magazine titled "Leather Daddies in Love." That does not sound like a phase to me.