Desperate Housewives2004

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Well, could you live with a woman who hits you?

Eleanor Mason:
Bree!

Bree:
Oh, I slapped him once and he deserved it!

Andrew Van De Kamp:
I just asked her to stop drinking.

Henry Mason:
You were drinking?

Eleanor Mason:
She's in A.A. Her sponsor has long hair.

Bree:
Andrew, I find your concern ironic given how tanked you were when you ran over our neighbor's mother with your car!

Eleanor Mason:
Is she okay?

Bree:
She's dead!

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Well, mom watched as her boyfriend committed suicide. And he was the same guy who killed dad!

Bree:
Andrew falsely accused me of molestation... in a mall!