Desperate Housewives2004

[the twins put gum in Parker's hair, so Lynette is trying to scrape it out, the entire time he is in pain]

Lynette Scavo:
Well, yeah I know it hurts, but that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in your hair, pain and misery.

Parker Scavo:
Are you mad at me?

Lynette Scavo:
Yes, yes, I am mad at you. And I'm also cranky. You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap? Well mommies are the same way, we need our down time and if we don't get it, we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do. And it's frustrating for me too because I do wanna be the best mommy I can be.

Parker Scavo:
I think you're the best mommy in the world!

Lynette Scavo:
That's sweet of you but it's not exactly true. [She gets out hair clippers, he looks scared]