Desperate Housewives2004

Stella Wingfield:
[Lynette's mother shows up] Geez Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center! Hey kids grandma's here.

Stella Wingfield:
[they all look at her strange] Okay, what'd you tell them about me?

Lynette Scavo:
It's been five years mom, they don't remember you.

Stella Wingfield:
Well they'll remember me this time, I've brought presents. For you. [hands Parker a book] And for you and you. [hands the twins books]

Parker Scavo:
These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.

Stella Wingfield:
Well I'm too old to remember what the hell six year olds like to play with.

Porter Scavo:
We're eight.

Stella Wingfield:
What do I care?

Lynette Scavo:
Just say thank you. [kids say 'thank you']

Stella Wingfield:
[pointing to Kayla, talking to Parker] Who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?

Parker Scavo:
[looks disgusted] No! She's my sister!

Stella Wingfield:
[to Lynette] Oh, is that Toms little B-a-s-t-a...

Tom Scavo:
Ok kids, time to get your toys and let's play upstairs.