Desperate Housewives2004

Karen McCluskey:
[Parker rings Mrs. McCluskey's doorbell] Waould ya stop ringing that damn... I'm sorry Parker, I thought you where one of those little pissheads that keeps ringing the doorbell and running away. What's on your mind?

Parker Scavo:
I want you to come back and babysit us, the new sitter stinks!

Karen McCluskey:
Your folks hired a new sitter?

Parker Scavo:
Yeah, and she thinks carrots are snacks!

Karen McCluskey:
Well that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.

Parker Scavo:
It doesn't have to be. If you just told people what happened with your husband, everything could go back to the way it was.

Karen McCluskey:
Parker, see those women over there. Nothing I could say could stop those tongues from wagging. I'm sorry kid but I just have to wait this one out.