Desperate Housewives2004

[the twins decide to take a break as soon as a group of teenagers come in]

Lynette Scavo:
What's going on here?

Preston Scavo:
Those kids go to our school.

Porter Scavo:
And you know who that big guy is? Kevin McDurmot, the guy called me 'Jesus' for a year cause I wore sandals for one day! If he sees me wearing this, I'll never hear the end of it.

Tom Scavo:
Fine, don't wear the apron.

Porter Scavo:
No. I'm not gonna wait on a kid who's gonna make fun of me on Monday morning. It's humiliating enough having to work here.

[Tom has a tantrum and slams Porter against the wall, and Lynette breaks it up]

Parker Scavo:
[looking shocked] Guys, I just sat a twelve-top, who's taking it?

Tom Scavo:
I will. [they all look shocked]