Desperate Housewives2004

Tom Scavo:
I had to let all of our employees go. So starting tomorrow you kids are my new wait staff!

Lynette Scavo:
Tom what the hell are you talking about?

Tom Scavo:
I got it all worked out. You and I will handle the days and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends.

Parker Scavo:
Um. At the risk of sounding spoiled. No.

Tom Scavo:
come on it'll be fantastic! We'll love working together!

Porter Scavo:
Why? we don't even like living together.

Tom Scavo:
look labor is our number one cost if we can eliminate it we'll start making a profit again.

Preston Scavo:
what you're not even gonna pay us?

Penny Scavo:
I'm nine is that even legal?

Tom Scavo:
I think so... but just to be safe you're now 15. Happy Birthday!