Desperate Housewives2004

Lynette Scavo:
[Preston sees a group of kids from his and Porters school and Porter and Preston decide to take a break] Wow, wow, wow, what's going on here?

Preston Scavo:
Those kids go to our school.

Porter Scavo:
And you know who that big guy is? Kevin McDermitt. The guy called me Jesus for a year cause i wore sandals one day if he sees me wearing this I'll never hear the end of it.

Tom Scavo:
Fine don't wear the apron that's...

Porter Scavo:
No. I'm not waiting on a kid who's going to make fun of me on Monday morning. It's humiliating enough having to work here!

Tom Scavo:
Humiliating?

Lynette Scavo:
Guy's easy

Tom Scavo:
No you're not humiliated when you use the money we make here to buy your clothes!

Lynette Scavo:
Tom it's fine, I'll take the table

Tom Scavo:
No no no no no no no your mother can't wait on this whole restaurant herself!

Porter Scavo:
Well then you do it!

Tom Scavo:
Porter I'm your father and your boss and I'm telling you right now to go take that table.

Porter Scavo:
Or what your gonna fire me? go for it.

Tom Scavo:
[grabs Porter by his collar and shoves him against the wall as Lynette gasps] Do you think this is a joke? This is my life!

Lynette Scavo:
Tom!...

Tom Scavo:
No! [shakes Porter repeatedly] you're worried about being embarrassed? [shakes Porter while saying] I've put everything I have into this restaurant!

Lynette Scavo:
Alright that's enough! Let got of him! Let go of him! Let go of him!

Parker Scavo:
Guys... I just set a twelve top. Who's taking it?

Tom Scavo:
[sighs]... I will... [he walks off as everyone stares at him looking scared]