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Reverend Sikes:
And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry hating themselves for their unnatural desires, and within a few months, they've found an inner peace and a tranquility that is nothing short of miraculous.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Oh.

[Bree reaches over and touches Andrew's arm. Andrew smiles back at his mother]

Reverend Sikes:
And all it takes is a little faith and a desire to change.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
I'm sorry, but I, I really don't want to talk about my sex life.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Well, that's just too bad, because this needs to be discussed.

Reverend Sikes:
Bree, please, let the boy speak. Go on.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Well, I appreciate your offer to help. I do. But I don't hate myself. So, I'm good.

Reverend Sikes:
Son, I know what it's like to be a teenager. It's a very confusing time.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
I'm not confused. I know exactly who I am.