Desperate Housewives2004

Bree Van De Kamp:
You are no longer invited to the funeral.

Phyllis Van De Kamp:
What?

Reverend Sikes:
You're not serious.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Oh, yes, I am. I am going to hire security. And those security men are going to have sticks and if you so much as set foot in that sanctuary, they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks.

Reverend Sikes:
Bree, this is your grief talking.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Reverend, if you don't back me up on this, so help me, I will pull the funeral out of your church!

Reverend Sikes:
Bree!

Bree Van De Kamp:
I am not kidding. I will go non-denominational so fast, it will make your head spin.