Desperate Housewives2004

Parker Scavo:
MOM! We're gonna bake you a cake when the doctor says your cancer's gone.

Lynette Scavo:
Great! Grab this. [hands him a sack of rodent poison]

Parker Scavo:
What's this stuff for?

Lynette Scavo:
You know that possum that's been ruining our garden?

Parker Scavo:
[Happily] Yeah, me and Preston named him Scruffles!

Lynette Scavo:
Don't give him a name, he's not gonna be around much longer.

Parker Scavo:
[concerned] You're not gonna hurt him are you?

Lynette Scavo:
Honey, I put up a fence and he burrowed right under it. The man at the garden center said these are crafty creatures and there's only one way to stop 'em.

Parker Scavo:
So you're gonna kill him?

Lynette Scavo:
Sweaty let me ask you something. If you had to choose between mommy's beautiful garden and a gross, mean, dirty possum, what would you pick?

Parker Scavo:
Scruffles!

Lynette Scavo:
Ok, we're done talkin' here. [she grabs the bags from him, leaving him looking a little upset]