Desperate Housewives

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Desperate Housewives is an American television comedy-drama and mystery series created by Marc Cherry and produced by ABC Studios and Cherry Productions. It originally aired for eight seasons on ABC from October 3, 2004 until May 13, 2012. Executive… more »



Susan Mayer:
Oh, I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

Mike Delfino:
Why?

Susan Mayer:
I made it, trust me. [Mike prepares to take a bite] Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?

Mike Delfino:
No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. [Mike takes a bites of the macaroni, as Susan gestures apologetically, smiling] Oh my God. [makes a face] How did you... it tastes like it's burnt and undercooked.

Susan Mayer:
Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. [Susan gets a tissue and gives it to him, as he spits his mouthful of macaroni and cheese into the tissue]

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