Desperate Housewives2004

Tom Scavo:
[Lynette is sitting at her computer] What're you doing?

Lynette Scavo:
I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.

Tom Scavo:
Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?

Lynette Scavo:
Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.

Tom Scavo:
Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!

Lynette Scavo:
Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.

Tom Scavo:
We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?

Lynette Scavo:
The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.

Tom Scavo:
OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.

Lynette Scavo:
You're probably right, it's just, did you know Porter writes poetry?

Tom Scavo:
Seriously?

Lynette Scavo:
Yeah, our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heartwrenching poetry.