Desperate Housewives2004

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Mom, I'm gonna take these bowls to the kitchen...

Bree:
Oh! thanks, dear.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
With you... What are you doing?

Bree:
Oh, I'm trying to stay out of the way of all the sparks that are flying...

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Sparks? The man is twice my age.

Bree:
Yes, but he's also... he's got a great sense of... OK, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Oh my God.

Bree:
And poor Walter just had his heart broken, so if it takes you being nice to hime to have our house fixed...

Andrew Van De Kamp:
You're pimping me out for a new roof?

Bree:
And windows... and I'm not pimping you out, I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man who happens to be an excellent roofer.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Look, if by kindness you mean sex...

Bree:
Watch your mouth, I would never suggest that. You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them, I've done it all my life. Andrew, I have got to get back into my house, and you're my only hope.

Andrew Van De Kamp:
Fine, for you I'll flirt, I'll flatter and I'll charm.

Bree:
Bless you...

Andrew Van De Kamp:
And in exchange... I expect a 60-inch flat-screen TV.

Bree:
Fine. And if you can get him to come on time and under budget, I'll throw in surround sound.