Dexter2006

[staking out and photographic a husband cheating on his wife with another woman in his truck]

Debra Morgan:
[bored] Are you getting all this?

Jacob Elway:
Yeah. This guy's makin' it waay too easy for us.

Debra Morgan:
[shown the camera screen by Elway] Yeah, it's really f***ing classy.

Jacob Elway:
[continuing to snap pictures] So tell me, who's the guy that dropped you off this mornin'?

Debra Morgan:
Who? Quinn? He's a friend.

Jacob Elway:
The kind of friend that drops you off in last night's clothes, huh?

Debra Morgan:
God, we're not sleeping together, if that's what you're implying. Not that it's any of your f***in' business.

Jacob Elway:
Woah, woah, woah. No judgment, no judgment, no judgment. You are certainly allowed to be a player, if you so choose.

Debra Morgan:
[scoffing laughter] What makes you think I'm a player?

Jacob Elway:
First, there's Briggs, then there's, uh, your new friend.

Debra Morgan:
Well, he's not a new friend. We used to date, just not anymore.

Jacob Elway:
Really? So what happened?

Debra Morgan:
He proposed. I said no.

Jacob Elway:
Jesus Christ. He's certainly a better man than I am. Woman turns down my proposal, I'm pretty f***ing sure I'm not gonna stay friends with her.

Debra Morgan:
Yeah, but that's just because you're a giant p*ssy.

Jacob Elway:
[laughs]

Debra Morgan, Jacob Elway:
[both laugh]

Jacob Elway:
Yes. Could be.

Debra Morgan:
[laughs anew]