Dharma & Greg1997

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Yippee! Hi stranger! How's it going?

Greg Montgomery:
Great, couldn't be better.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Me too, I'm having such a wonderful time - can we go home now? [hears Kitty calling for her] . Ah! In here, quick, it's the queen of pain!

Greg Montgomery:
I thought I was the only one who called her that.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Greg, this is unbelievable. Ok? Now I know why people elope.

Greg Montgomery:
Dharma, we eloped.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
I guess we're just a couple of overdressed idiots then.

Greg Montgomery:
It's almost over.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
It hasn't even started yet! Why can't we just leave?

Greg Montgomery:
Because we'd never be able to face these people again.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Ah, you promise?

Greg Montgomery:
We gotta go out there, it'll get better, I promise [hears Kitty calling for Greg]

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Oh god, it's her. Oh god, if she finds out I'm in here there's no telling what she'll stick in my head!