Dharma & Greg1997

Greg Montgomery:
[Having crept out of the wedding reception] Ah, freedom!

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Ah, Clifford!

Greg Montgomery:
Will you cut that out?

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Ok, don't take this the wrong way but this is absolutely the last time I'm gonna marry you.

Greg Montgomery:
You know, some day our parents will be gone and we'll look back on this day... and not miss them so much.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
That's a terrible thing to say - say it again.

Greg Montgomery:
It's scary. 30 years ago my parents stood in front of a minister and said the exact same words we just did and now look at them.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
That won't happen to us. I, Dharma Freedom Finkelstein, promise never to become my mother.

Greg Montgomery:
Or mine.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Like that's possible.

Greg Montgomery:
I, Gregory not saying the middle name Montgomery, promise not to bottle up my feelings for 30 years and then spew them like a volcano at our children's wedding.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
I promise to always let you be you and me be me, as long as we get to get naked now and then and switch.

Greg Montgomery:
Will you promise to always look at me with that light in your eyes?

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
If you'll promise to always brush my hair off my face like that, and kiss me like that.

Greg Montgomery:
And make me feel like the luckiest man in the world.