Dharma & Greg

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Dharma & Greg is an American television sitcom that aired from September 24, 1997, to April 30, 2002. The show starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson as Dharma and Greg Montgomery, a couple who married on their first date despite being polar opp… more »



[At the beginning of an arbitration between Greg's mother Kitty and Dharma's father Larry, with Pete as the arbitrator, Larry begins his opening statement with a reading of the U.S. Constitution and begins to read the Magna Carta]

Greg Montgomery:
I object!

Larry Finkelstein:
On what grounds?

Greg Montgomery:
On the grounds that you-you, you scared my mother, she fell down, went boom, end of story! Why are you making this so complicated?

Larry Finkelstein:
Your honor, that's not an objection. That's a speech!

Pete Cavanaugh:
That's quite right, Mr. Finkelstein. Objection overruled.

Greg Montgomery:
Uh, permission to approach the bench?

Pete Cavanaugh:
For what purpose?

Greg Montgomery:
To kill you.

Pete Cavanaugh:
Denied. Continue, Mr. Finkelstein.

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