Dharma & Greg1997

Greg Montgomery:
I wouldn't have pegged you for a baseball fan.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
No, I'm not. I just love to listen to organ music and scream. You know, you can scream anything you want at a baseball game, and it doesn't even have to make sense?

Greg Montgomery:
No.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Yep, watch this.

[Dharma stands up]

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Come on, big guy, drive your coffee table to Idaho! Whoo!

[she sits back down]

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Try it, it's fun.

Greg Montgomery:
No, that's okay.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
[standing up again] Whoo! Nectarine time! Comb your frog!

Man:
Hey, Gidget, shut up.

Greg Montgomery:
Excuse me?

Man:
I'm not talking to you.

Greg Montgomery:
Well, you are now.

Man:
Oh, yeah? Who the hell are you?

Greg Montgomery:
Greg Montgomery, Justice Department. You have two options. Either you can apologize to the lady, or we'll take a little ride over to Customs and have a chat about these Cuban cigars of yours.

Man:
Oh, man. Sorry.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
It's okay.

[Dharma turns to Greg]

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
God, that's so sweet. Nobody has ever intimidated someone for me before.