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Dharma & Greg is an American television sitcom that aired from September 24, 1997, to April 30, 2002. The show starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson as Dharma and Greg Montgomery, a couple who married on their first date despite being polar opp… more »


Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Hey honey, where've you been?

Greg Montgomery:
Me and the guys flew to Tahoe and sailed a canoe backwards down a mountain.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
Good for you!

Greg Montgomery:
How about you?

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
We put your mom in a black wig and took her down to the Navy base to party with a bunch of drunk sailors.

Greg Montgomery:
Good for her. What are you watching?

Jane:
Two man luge.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
It doesn't look that hard.

Jane:
We could do that.

Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery:
We could definitely do that.

Greg Montgomery:
Let me give you some pointers. The shuttle to Tahoe leaves on the hour, drink heavily, face forward and no matter what you may think, a canoe is not just as good.

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